Tired is slow. Slow is dead.

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

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samzilla:

lmao kanye’s new haircut look like those panels in rocket hideout that change your direction when you step on them

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6ood:

If you get me Chipotle You will get Chipotlaid

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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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The Krew + Cards Against Humanity (insp.)

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